Farm Funnies

Aviana, age 9, bursts into the bathroom where I’m, ahem, doing bathroom things. “MAMA!” she bellows, “Mama!” “What?!”alarmed,  I am forced to answer, wondering why I can’t seem to remember to ALWAYS lock the door. “Stamps are now 49 cents!” ************** Cadrian, age 5, to our chiropractor. Did you buy that table put togevvewr awweady Finish reading this post…


Funny farm

My friend, to Brielle: I like your dress Brielle: Thanks, but you’ll like my other one better. ************************************* I am walking down the stairs. Cadrian, looks up delighted: Mama! You’re so cwever!  Me: I am? Him: Yes! I was just wooking for you, and den here you are! ************************************** Aviana’s New Year’s Resolutions include: “Learn Finish reading this post…


oh dear

This morning I’m snuggling with my sweetest three year old. We’re chatting about nothing at all. Suddenly, he exclaims, alarmed, “Mama! What happened to your forehead?” “I don’t know, what?” “You have big wines dere, wike waiwoad twacks!” Yeah, apparently I’m getting old and wrinkly.


Things that made me laugh yesterday

*Denton’s belly laugh when Cadrian walked around outside kicking leaves into the air. *Aviana came downstairs singing: Beethoven, Bach, don’t forget bronze fleas!  I was pretty sure that wasn’t how the song went…If you’re not familiar with the Beethoven’s Wig CDs, check them out. They are a delightful way to introduce children to classical music. Finish reading this post…