Passion really is better than coffee.
It’s a DRINK! Get your mind out of the gutter.
Only one out of five screaming and neck clinging when I dropped them off at Grandma’s. We’re getting better.
Hey! I’m not late!
Getting fillings isn’t so bad when you can watch The Princess Bride.
Never had a leg wax in someone’s living room. I’ll go back. And next time I’ll stop at the ATM first.
Six avocados. Five pounds of freshly sliced meats. Four cucumbers. Three cauliflower heads. Two tubs of spinach. And one healthier mama. (Hopefully).
Picked up my sister-in-law at the doctor. Slightly jealous that she always looks amazing, despite spending the weekend in the hospital, and the week flat on her back with an agonizing spinal headache. Glad she’s feeling better.
“I’m gonna go mow.” Yes, I really said that. And I really did that.
We have too much yard.
Somebody needs some sheep!
Oops! Time to leave again. Kuk Sool. Construction. Not even late. I totally rule.
“Mama! I want to climb that light pole!” This about sums up the energy level at Goodwill.
And your aisle’s entertainment will be provided by sword fights with wrapping paper. Stop laughing, fellow customers, you’re just encouraging them!
Goodwill Good Deals: For Kevin: Tommy Bahama silk shirt, Banana Republic shorts, J. Crew jeans and a couple pairs of shorts for work
For me: VS Pink capris, questionably authentic Gucci handbag, and UGGS
For Aviana: a couple of Gap swimsuits, and Iowa State tanktop and a pair of sandals For Denton: a pair of Merrells
For Elivette: a cute Carter’s outfit
For Brielle: four black tops to wear under her Kuk Sool uniform, which is the whole reason why we went there in the first place
For Cadrian: NOTHING–and he’s the one who really needs shoes ( I have a theory that five year old boys wear out all the clothes, so there are never any for me to buy)
Waving excitedly to all the people in the grocery store parking lot while 9 yo runs in for the almond milk I forgot earlier. Yes. That was us.
We love singing along to the Best of Broadway CD all the way home! (although, I question the truth of The Best)
Make your children’s day and stop by the lake a mile from your house to pee and strut about to “If I were a rich man”.
Kevin doing bedtime = priceless
Nursing runny nosed toddlers is possibly the grodiest thing ever.
Cutting husband’s hair and it’s not the day of the wedding we’re going to…again with the “I totally rule”.