If you sort the laundry into pink and not pink.
If you had stock in Mardi Gras beads, you’d be rich.
if there is nothing wrong with glittery heels, a crown and a tutu…with your pajamas.
If the hair accessories have an entire drawer in the bathroom.
If your one year old wears lip gloss.
(That’s all I could think of right now, but I know you girlie moms will have a lot to add, and then I’ll edit this post and take credit for your ideas. :-))