Mama, Mama! Tum Twit! Dere’s sumpthing wearwy drose in the yawrd!
I know what it is. The dogs dragged up a dead deer.
But you HAVE to wook. It’s wearwy drose!
Later: hubby comes in and kisses me hello.
me: You smell like my dad after he comes in from hunting.
him: That’s because I just dragged a deer carcass across the yard.
Ahhh…the joys of living in the country. Farm not-so-Fresh
mountain cabin bows Bows to match adorable outfits I bought
ramen noodle recipes made some pretty good vegetable noodle soup
cost to run a space heater for about 5 hours a day = $9/month
socks with ballet flats so that’s a fashion “don’t”. Hmmm… But what if I want to wear my ballet flats in an Iowa winter? I probably still will
changeling true story I think this movie will be far too graphic for me, but I was still wondering about the truth behind it
stinky baby toots I found out Ben Franklin has actually written essays about umm…err… Great Quantities of Wind. I didn’t however find out exactly why it seems this baby’s toots smell more than my others’.
red ryder bee bee gun I don’t know what it is about that movie, but I love it!
whopper junior calories Possibly my favorite fast food burger
magic tree house and biblical I still don’t know what Mary Pope Osborne’s world view is.
matching history with the bible There’s a lot I don’t know. I wrote down several books from Sonlight’s high school curriculum that ought to help.
he’s from the country I’m from the city This would be a good name for my blog, but nothing came from this search.
Wished I’d Googled Recently
Can a four year old have PMS?
How can I keep the clutter from making me crazy?
How do I not feel guilty for taking naps?
What do I do to keep my every directive from being met with a loud “UNNNHHHHH!”?
How many days is it acceptable to go without showering?
Should I just get rid of all their toys?
How does one make spit-up sexy?
Is it wrong refuse to read a book to your children on the grounds of “I don’t want to.”?
Could they BE any cuter or any more fun or any sweeter or any more impossible?
Could I possibly love these kiddlets any more?