Pop quiz

If you were going to make a ginormous mess at Target, which would you choose?

A–An entire carton of blueberry yogurt tossed gleefully to the ground, thereby cracking it open and spilling its entire contents onto the floor
B–Almost all of a soda that some little imp shook up, and her mama didn’t realize it, opening it, spraying an entire aisle
C–A lidful of chocolate milk wielded by an 11 month old
D–A cantankerous three foot deli sandwich with ham, roast beef, turkey, Provolone and American, cut into hand sized portions, which, even though carried carefully, with two hands, slides craftily under the lid of its sandwich carrier

Incidentally-I just read that ginormous was officially added to the dictionary. And here I thought I made that word up.

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