…to commence kicking and flailing and stomping and crying and screaming:
–you want to eat at the table instead of the counter
–you don’t want to go pee-pee when your mama asks you to go before leaving the house
–you don’t want to get your teeth brushed
–you don’t want to stand on the scale at the doctor’s office
–you don’t want your shoes off to stand on the scale at the doctor’s office
–you don’t want to get measured
–you don’t want anyone to listen to your heart
–you don’t want anyone to look at your teeth
–you want to play with the blood pressure cuff
–you don’t want to leave the doctor’s office
–you want to ride in the ‘truck cart’ at the grocery store
–Mama’s friend leaves
(and that was all before 10 a.m.)
–you want to eat raw egg that’s for the French toast
–you want the changing table pad in your bed for naptime