I tan’t wait for my birfday!
I will have fouwr tandles on my tate!
And nest year, when I tuwrn five, I will have five tandles on my tate!
And when I tuwrn sits, I will have sits tandles on my tate!
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And when I tuwrn eighteen, I will have eighteen tandles on my tate, if you mate me a reawee reawee bid tate!