A good thing about being pregnant is it’s a handy reason to buy a few “new” things. It’s also a built in excuse for being ‘fat’–which does have its drawbacks….
“What are you wookin’ for, Mama?”
“Oh maybe a maternity shirt.”
“Will dis one fit?” holds up regular sized shirt.
“Dis one?” holds up another regular sized shirt.
“No, I’m going to get bigger than that.”
“How bid are you doe-ing to det? Dis bid?” Holds her arms out in front of her as far as they can go.
“Well, I might even get a little bigger than that.”
“Will you det as bid as… as a whale?”
“I certainly hope not, my darlin’, I hope not!”