My friend, to Brielle: I like your dress
Brielle: Thanks, but you’ll like my other one better.
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I am walking down the stairs. Cadrian, looks up delighted: Mama! You’re so cwever!
Me: I am?
Him: Yes! I was just wooking for you, and den here you are!
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Aviana’s New Year’s Resolutions include:
“Learn to throw voise”
“imitate bird calls”
“not make bargains with Brielle”
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Dada “thoughtfully” brought home “treats” of store bought Rice Krispies Treats. “Homemade” Rice Krispies treats would be disgusting enough (although I’ve been known to indulge in a scotcharoo now and again) so I read aloud the list of unpronounceable NOT FOOD ingredients in hopes they would make a Wise Food Decision, and reinforce to Kevin why it is we don’t buy that junk, while at the same time not wanting to completely undermine their father. The second I finished the litany of chemicals, Aviana said, “I’ll take the one with rainbow sprinkles!”
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After bedtime:
Cadrian, from his bedroom: Mumble mumble mumble
Me, in rocker nursing baby, hopefully to sleep: What? I can’t hear you.
Cadrian: MUMBLE, MUMBLE MUMBLE!
Me: What? Just come out here and tell me if it’s that important.
Cadrian: I have stinky feet.
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After bedtime:
Aviana, coming down the stairs: Brielle is sleeping in the robot costume.
Me: I don’t care. Go to sleep.
Aviana, completely aghast: Mama! She’s sleeping in a card. board. box!
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So funny! I LOVE the random things (well, most of them) that come out of kids' mouths!! 😉