funny family

Aviana age 4 1/2: Mama! Bwee-elle is being a nuisance!
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We were looking at a book illustration whereupon the children were building a sandcastle.
I said,” and look, here they put a bridge over the moat.”
Aviana said, “Yes, and here they built a precipice!”
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Kevin, after I come in from hanging out clothes. “You really need to check with me before you just go rushing out with the laundry.”

He said it because a rain storm was coming, and he wanted to check the radar but it certainly did sound funny! He sure cares about my laundry.
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Aviana is quite proud of the fact she can say a tongue twister.

Of course it’s not that hard for her, because she can’t pronounce “sh” yet: ‘See sells seesells by the seesore.’
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Brielle, singing the goodnight song from Sound of Music: So long, Farewell, Achoo, Achoo, Achoo

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Aviana wants to watch one of the videos we just got from the library. “I want to watch the stone one.”
“The stone one?” I wonder.
“The Stone one!” she repeats earnestly.
“Ohhh,” I realize, “You want to watch Schoolhouse Rock!”
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Cadrian comes crawling pathetically toward me, like a cariacature of a dying man in the desert, screaming at the top of his voice. He reaches my leg, and latches on as to a life preserver. And is completely quiet and content.
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Aviana: Put Tadrian down on the floor so he can feast on twums.
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Aviana was pretending to read Little House on the Prairie. She said, ” The Ingalls family crossed the Mississippi and then said they crossed the Delaware.” Then she said, “That was just a joke! Washington crossed the Delaware!”
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“My swim suit is modest because it’s a full piece,” says Aviana. “It’s not modest if you wear a zucchini.”
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Brielle 2 1/2: I was tissing dat boy today betuz I wanted to turn him into a frod!
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Me: Here try this, you’ll like it.
Brielle: No.
Me: It’s chicken. You like chicken.
Her: No I don’t.
Me: You don’t like chicken?! Since when?
Her: Since Tuesday.