Brielle hands me a tiny teacup.
“Mmm. Thank you. I love tea.” I obediently drink the air out of the cup.
“Mo? Mo!” she says, signing more to be sure I understand.
“Oh yes please, I’d love some more!”
She dashes away.
Back she comes and hands me the teacup once again.
Water spills out all over my lips and chin and I even get some inside my mouth as I vigorously pretended to drink.
Guess where is the only place in the house from where my 17 month old can scoop out water–
Sure enough there are tell tale drippies all over the bathroom floor and toilet seat.
I held my mouth over a hot flame to sterilize it, but that hurt a bit too much. So I decided to compensate with vast quantities of alcohol.
It’s five o’clock somewhere.
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Oh my gosh! That’s so gross! But thanks for the laugh this morning. Off I go to scrub my toilet
Eeewwwwwaaacccckkkk, gross. Hope you got enough alcohol to kill those germs. Might want to keep on drinking tonight too.
I am laughing so hard! Forgive me, but the innocense and joy of serving! shines through. I also love the picture of holding your mouth over a fire to cleanse it…
I love this post
Too funny. Really, really great!
Yet another reason to keep the bathroom doors closed at ALL times, huh?
Thanks JD I needed achuckle I’m sending it to the family they will love it. DAD
NOOO!!! Good advice for a mother of a daughter to be. I will keep this in mind when she is in that stage. Thanks for the laugh!
Oh my gosh that is hilarious. Disgusting, but hilarious! Hope you are having a great week! Love you!
hahahaha!!!!!! Jessica, this is hilarious and disgusting all at the same time!! Love it!
Oh my gosh! That’s so funny and gross and funny. I’m cringing and laughing.
Yuck – OMG, that’s horrible. I’d be swigging back a shot or to of whiskey or something just as harsh!
My son has washed hands before, all by himself, befor he could reach the sink. Yeah – I’be been there
After reading this I am now grateful that we had an alternative to the toilet as a toddler accessible source of water… the dog’s water dish.
Oh, my …
what is the deal with tea parties? I swear my child would use anything in those little cups!
I’m glad I scrubbed my tiolet this morning. Lol.