I was nuzzling Aviana and she said, “What’s dat smell?”

I said, “Does it smell like a toot?”

She said, “Yeah.”

I said, “I tooted. Excuse me.”

She said, “You tooted wewry badwee.”


“I toot wewry badwee sometimes.”

Thanks for the empathy there, Toots!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *