This from Consumer Reports:
I must not be responsible enough to decide for myself if I and my family should play lawn darts. The Government has to step in and decide for me. Do I really need a Government that thinks I am such an idiot, it needs to tell me to buckle up in my own car, not use my blowdryer while sleeping in my own house, and what games I can play in my own yard?
As an aside to this tirade, can you guess the first Government to ban smoking in public places?